joly storming into the café and bossuet is running after him begging him to just listen and joly yells at him to not touch him and everyone is like ‘whoa ;;’ because they never ever fight like this and it’s freaking everyone out
and they’re arguing really loudly and really heatedly and eventually courfeyrac is between them and asks what the fuck is going on
and joly spits ‘he slept with my girlfriend’
and there’s a beat before joly and bossuet both burst out laughing and everyone just
'… both of you get out'
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
les amis playing pictionary and everyone dog-piling for Grantaire to be on their team